This page is still under construction. It will eventually contain answers to the following Frequently Asked Questions, as well as other less frequently asked questions that should be asked more often on account of their importance...

1. Where were you when you heard President Kennedy had been shot?
   
2. When was the first time you ever heard the blues?
   
3. Why don’t you invite your students out at the end of the semester?
   
4. What do you do in your spare time?
   
5. Why don’t you make the handouts for your courses available in .doc format for MS Word?
   
6. What’s your star sign?
   
7. What happened to the penguin that blinked its eyes?
   
8. What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
   
9. What questions do *you* frequently ask yourself?
   
10. Have you read your Stasi file yet?
    
11. Who do you most admire?
    
12. Why should I write my diploma thesis in LaTeX instead of MS Word?
    
13. Can I get a one-month extension on the deadline for handing in my diploma thesis?
    
14. Is there any chance of contesting the grade I was given?
    
15. What materials am I allowed to take into the translation exams with me?
    
16. What do I need to do to get an A (= "eine Eins")?
    
17. Why do you want me to hand in my weekly translations in electronically readable form?
    
18. Can I get courses I’ve done elsewhere acknowledged here in Saarbrücken, so I can skip your classes altogether?
    
19. Why is everything so chaotic here?